1. disneytolkien:

This is cute

    disneytolkien:

    This is cute

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  2. thorkitastic:

is hawkeye! <3

    thorkitastic:

    is hawkeye! <3

    7 hours ago  /  412 notes  /  Source: last-of-the-american-idiot-girls

  3. gaaraofsburbia:

    james-p-sullivan:

    HEY TUMBLR

    DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

    THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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    THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

    (via sonicsammie)

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  4. urulokid:

    do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film

    (via thelemon-isinplay)

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  6. penotbutter:

takeonecurtaincall:

penotbutter:

this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

Did you eat a wax cube

maybe

    penotbutter:

    takeonecurtaincall:

    penotbutter:

    this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

    Did you eat a wax cube

    maybe

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  7. Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

    the-puppeteer-saw-all:

    allfadesyouremain:

    foreverwithselenagomez:

    pahnties:

    myswagisnice:

    I love my mom.

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    I am risking nothing

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    I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

    Will not risk.

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    sorry followers :(


    I hate this post but you know…i love my mom!

    I hate the millions of notes someone gets for this but hey I love my mom, I ain’t risking shit.

    I don’t know my mom….but….why not *shrugs*

    (via sonicsammie)

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  8. mark-gaytits:

    cap-gamelamer:

    tangedolium:

    WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

    BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

    by throwing it into the harbor

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    (via thewalkingdirection)

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  9. overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

    overlordofthelollipopguild:

    mischiefmagicandmayhem:

    febricant:

    natreidess:

    lbrossoit:

    Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

    u fucked up, Tony

    u fucked up big time

    you had one job, Tony

    what if he did find it though?

    what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?

    what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?

    what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?

    what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?

    what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?

    what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

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    (via thewalkingdirection)

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